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homoqueerjewhobbit:

It’s time for a Valkyrie TV show, but it should be a Parks and Rec style mocumentary about running New Asgard.

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

vikingofficial:

ironically-true:

vikingofficial:

Nobody better slam my girl Hubble Telescope after the Webb Telescope pics came out, alright? For YEARS she was the baddest bitch around and we owe her nothing but gratitude

my whole fucking dash is this post

Well have you thanked her yet

ok but seriously, Hubble was TOP OF THE LINE when she was deployed. AND, if I’m understanding what I’ve read and heard about Webb, she actually has higher resolution than Webb does.

The problem is that she doesn’t have as good systems for picking up light and such so she had to have longer exposures, which meant that despite having better technical resolution, the images she’s captured are darker and blurrier (bc she was moving). The fact that her images are as clear as they are is frankly a testament to how well she was built!

Webb is newer and faster and picks up light better, but she doesn’t have the same level of resolution. Which means when we one day have a telescope that melds Hubble’s resolution with Webb’s sensitivity, we will have images that blow EVERYTHING we have absolutely out of the water.

I for one am looking forward to it.

holytrohmanempire:

mrspider:

smt1:

mrspider:

mrspider:

the weirdest thing about nonbinaryism is that people will get told they dont ‘look nonbinary’ because theyre just wearing plainclothes and dressed comfortably. instead of like. idk gothic eyeliner or fangs or a cape or flowing, long, gorgeous hair,

i got distracted. anyway why did we make nonbinary the third gender where everyones supposed to be sexier. its funny and like in theory correct but what about the normal people. what about the sweatpant wearears

sorry for adding a comment on your post but literally this. i want nonbinary to be boring. i want it to be mundane. i dont want people to look at me and go wohhh so androgynous swag. i just want people to go oh thats a person. stop elevating us higher thn others bc thats just othering us more. can we support nonbinary people who dont want to be special hot and sexy tiktok stars or whatever

actually thank you you made me realize this was because ive been on tiktok too much

Also we should perhaps let nonbinary people be fat

mxmollusca:

BROKE: Season two opens with Stede finding the red silk floating in the ocean

WOKE: Season two opens right where season one left off, with Stede standing in the rowboat, waving to the marooned crew, when suddenly the red silk (which has been floating on the wind for days) blows right into his face, causing him to blindly lose his balance fall into the ocean

I’ve just binged all of OFMD in one sitting and I’m feeling so much stuff

and yet I feel empty…

it’s 4:30am and I’m about to wake up my girlfriend just to express everything. I’m probably also making her watch it asap

flexible:

mimi-keehl-jeevas:

tyrala1:

postmarxed:

bitternest:

moonlight-mery:

jodalovesstuff:

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

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Let’s take a look at it one more time

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

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👀

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Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

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sazandorable:

lordtraco:

sage-nebula:

thekadster:

himbos-hotline:

physticuffs:

tallahasseemp3:

i don’t think humans are inherently bad i just don’t. once i posted about how i can’t ever get poached eggs right and someone took time out of their day to send me tips on how to make them. they used their finite time on this planet to teach me how to poach an egg with no motivation other than helping a stranger have a better breakfast and if that isn’t proof humanity is worth saving i don’t know what is

was crying to a friend at a bar about leaving my academic program and this random woman came up to me and was like, “is it about a boy? tell me where he is. i’ll beat his ass.” and i was like omg no you’re so kind but it’s much weirder than that, i recently quit academia and i’m feeling extremely conflicted about it. she was nice but i fully expected her to leave because that’s a very niche thing and like hey, she was hanging out with her friends.

she sat down and spent the next several minutes telling me how it was all gonna work out and she knows my life is gonna be better now. just wait five years and i’ll see she’s right.

and i felt better about my specific problem, but i also felt better about a world where someone will see a stranger crying at a bar and her deepest instinct is to reach out and help.

The last time I was in the hospital to stay in. There was a lady in my ward who, when she overheard me talking to the doctor about Judaism, sat and woke up whenever I did and told me stories about her family and how they celebrated different Jewish holidays. She held my hand when I had to have different IVs.

When I saw spring awakening for the first time, the lady who sat on my row paid 58 pound on a cab to get me home because she saw me have a panic attack and didn’t want me hurt.

Humanity exists to breed humanity. The world is good sometimes.

Last semester, I had a science teacher who played music before class. I asked her what the name of the song was, and along with giving me the title, she also gave me the whole playlist where the song was from. It also had other songs she played before.

She’s not teaching in our school anymore, but when she emailed us our grades, she thanked me for being interested in her music taste and offered to give me recommendations if I needed it. She didn’t have to go or do that far, she didn’t even have to give me the playlist.

It feels nice; the playlist she sent me feels like I have a little piece of her.

The night before I left my study abroad in London, I ended up in the ER with a UTI. That was bad enough, but the real issue I was struggling with was that I was stressed to the max about how I was going to get to the airport the next morning, because the tube maps were still confusing to someone as directionally challenged as I am, and heaving suitcases up and down the stairs in the tube stations was difficult. This is relevant because, in the 6 or so hours that I spent in the waiting room for my test results, I befriended an elderly couple that was also there, and it turns out that their son was a cab driver. They promised me that he would be waiting outside my flat the next morning to take me to the airport. And you know what? He was. I got to the airport with time to spare and he helped me with my luggage and everything.

Another time, back in my home city, I was in danger of not being able to continue my schooling if my financial aid didn’t go through. Problem was, my university’s financial aid office is cruel and uncaring, and refused to return any of my calls or emails. I finally went to the office in person to ask them if my request for continued financial aid had been accepted, and they said, “Eh, we don’t know, we’ll get back to you.” Completely defeated, I found an out of the way hallway to cry in. 

Only, it wasn’t as out of the way as I thought. Another student saw me crying, and came over to ask what was wrong. I explained the situation to her, and her face hardened. “Come with me,” she said, and she marched me back into the financial aid office and demanded the clerk actually go look at my file to see if my request had been submitted. Once they went and retrieved my file, she patted me on the shoulder, said, “Good luck,” and left. I never saw her again after that, though I wish I could have bought her a coffee at least. She went out of her way to help me and I never even learned her name. (My request had been accepted, btw. Weeks prior. They just didn’t feel like telling me.)

There really is goodness and kindness in the world, but it doesn’t stop with us in these moments. We always have to remember to pay it forward, however we can. If you ever have an opportunity where you can be kind, or you can turn the other way, be kind. Always choose to be kind.

Kindness is even in the little gestures! So often strangers will see someone taking a photo or selfie of friends and offer to take it for them. People will hold open a door out of courtesy, wish you well when you sneeze, leave room for you while driving, and cut in line at a store.

People create things for free, just to make others happy. People build upon patterns, make improvements, offer solutions, write up tutorials, everything! The human urge to create and to help is really beautiful to me.

When I was a student, I got a part-time job in a fancy chocolate shop, in the centre of the very touristic capital city I live in. One day, my dad popped by to say hi to me while walking his dog, except instead of talking with me (who was busy working), he got to chatting with a Japanese tourist, who ended up taking photographs of my dad and his dog in front of the shop, and said he’d send us the pictures.

Now this was already super sweet and funny, if not that unusual: that dog was a beautiful, impressive dog that often drew attention and compliments, and even before having her my dad always had a supernatural ability to just end up chatting with random people in the street. But a Japanese tourist here to take in the sights and buy souvenirs and luxury chocolates, photographing a random middle-aged dad in baggy pants and sandales and his dog amongst the beautiful old Western architecture… It was already amusing and notable enough that I’d remember that incident.

He did send the pics. By post, iirc, not even by e-mail – he kept the adress all the way until he got home, had those random photographs developed alongside his travel souvenir pictures, and went to the post office and sent those photos to the other side of the world, for some stranger he’d chatted with in messy English for five minutes on a sunny day.

They’re not particularly beautiful pictures, but they exist, and they are good quality because this man had an actual pro camera. This was before anyone in my family got to using smartphones, so these are some of the only pictures I have of my dad from that time period. Just a hanful of pics of my dad and his dog in the street in front of the chocolaterie I worked at for a couple years. They were pinned on my entrance wall in my flat for the past 6 years, and are currently preciously stored in a shoe box waiting to be pinned up again in the new place I just moved into. I treasure them dearly, and am filled daily with baffled marvel and gratefulness for this random Japanese tourist man’s kindness.

(I’m now think of trying to contact him and tell him thanks directly, but I’m 90% sure he only used snail mail and the envelope has been lost, and there’s no e-mail trace I can find.)

sorcererinthestars:

You heard it here, folks. Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

From the McElroy Brothers TAZ live show, Boston, 6.17.22. Starring Paul, because Clint got stuck in Ohio? 😬

petermorwood:

goflowolfog:

damnesdelamer:

mornington-the-crescent:

solarpunkcast:

eeveelutionsforequality:

rtrixie:

rtrixie:

rickjameskinkshame:

rtrixie:

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

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WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

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I hope this is obvious, but this is a means for corporations to abuse privacy and gather metadata. The only reason I can imagine no one discussing this is because it’s obvious.

“Never trust a computer you can’t throw out the window”

- Steve Wozniak

I reblogged this a couple of weeks ago, and since then have seen a very sensible comment about IoT devices that went something like this:

“If a ‘smart domestic appliance‘ was correctly labelled as a ‘corporate-owned domestic spyware appliance‘, buyers might be less eager to have that appliance in their home.”

ultranerddj:

WE WON YALL

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we are gonna be SPOILED

thelunaireyew:

if radio silence ever gets a movie i want it to still be set in 2013. i want there to still be tumblr and welcome to nightvale references. it should still have the blissful cringe of the early 2010’s. that book makes me feel human in a way i cant express.

rabdoidal:

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please watch this video of real ass complaints alex hirsch got for his work on gravity falls, it is comically bad

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

luciferlesbian:

alexseanchai:

hedgewitchcat:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

themintycupcake:

poltergeist-the-anti:

umblrgumblr:

glowstone:

ecthedeadbeat:

glowstone:

vaguelyconcernedtriangle:

glowstone:

the only reason cops are at pride now is to intimidate gay people into not making it a riot again and i will stand by that fact until the day i die

If the occasion should arise and I attend a pride festival, I would also like it to not become a riot.

imagine being this guy

arent they there? to stop any attacks from the anti lgbt groups?? yknow the ones that ALWAYS gather there???

contrary to what this newer generation of lgbt people think, cops are a new addition to prides. only within the past 10/20 years have they actually started “protecting” pride. aka standing around and intimidating the general public. historically, lgbt people have protected ourselves and eachother during pride events. from police in a lot of cases actually. ive been to pride events where the anti lgbt protesters were the ones being “protected” from the pride crowd… the cops arent there for us. theyre there to boost the image of the police force and make us think they care. the only people who feel safe around cops are the classes that they are meant to protect and people who are uneducated about police. (theres a heavy overlap as well.)  you may feel safe around cops but many people do not. theyre literally dogs to the upper class. 

2018 Baltimore pride was crashed by terfs who marched with the cops. pigs protected them.

In hamilton ontario the cops let neo nazis attack people and said they didnt help because people didnt want them there

I was at NYC Pride a couple of years ago and a massive section of the main route was completely dedicated to cops. The sight of a prison bus driving by with rainbow flags on it made me sick. That was the year that Toronto Pride asked the police not to bring guns to pride. And so the NYPD invited them to our parade, marching through and proudly brandishing their guns. Back at the Stonewall Inn, people who were protesting the commercialization of Pride were beaten by police. I used to buy some of what the commenters above are saying about protection, but after seeing all of that Pride needs to be anti cop.

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they literally just showed up and arrested pride participants like a handful of days ago after being told they weren’t welcome

[Image description: The image right before the above link is of the linked article. It’s a Vice News article titled, “Cops Were Banned from NYC Pride. They Showed Up With Riot Gear.” The subtitle says, “Eight people were arrested on Sunday after skirmishes between the New York Police Department and people celebrating Pride in New York City.” The article has a photo of cops harassing civilians. One cop is pulling the arm of a pride attendee while other attendees try to stop him. Another cop has cuffed someone on the ground. End ID.]

what do y'all pro-cops-at-Pride people think the zeroth Pride, the Stonewall Riots, were about?

spoilers: it was police brutality against the queer community

and in any case, do y'all know who does the ACTUAL protecting against hate groups at these events? at my first pride over a decade ago, it was butches. it was trans people and bears and quite a few leather folks. it was volunteers who stood on that line and made themselves barriers between us and those that came to protest and hate us, because nobody else was going to do it, and that year the protesters outnumbered the attendees.

and as of the last pride i attended a few years ago in the same city, do you know who stood in the dead center, away entirely from protesters and violent people, openly brandishing RIFLES? it was the fucking cops.

your local butch will keep you twice as safe as a cop will, if the cops aren’t the very ones making it unsafe in the first place.

All cops are bastards and not a single fucking one of them belongs at pride. No not even the gay ones. Fuckin TRAITORS.